K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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