Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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