she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?