i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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