yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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