imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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