Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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