i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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