if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
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just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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