she woke up with a sticky ear
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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