people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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