Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
