dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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