Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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