i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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