if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just found a bag of teeth...
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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