When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
3pm strippers are depressing
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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