suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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