after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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