This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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