And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so let's talk penis.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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