The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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