I have demons in me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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