Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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