I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm