no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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