Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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