As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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