1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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