I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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