you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
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I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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