My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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