There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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