arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
what day is it and did you see me today?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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