she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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