Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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