I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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