you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
sex in a hospital.. check
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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