In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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