I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.