What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
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Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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