TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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