Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
well you can't waste a boner
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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