No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize