Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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