Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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