Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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