Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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