dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
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I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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