She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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