another moral hangover. fuck.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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