Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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