i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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