i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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