Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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