i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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