what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
i need some magic done to my vagina
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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