Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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