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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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